all my dreams and all the lights
mean nothing without you.
Laments of a Larry Shipper
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Laments of a Larry Shipper
A One Direction “I Would” Parody by sweetenoughandfaraway
Backing track by Marks Barton

Lyrics:

I just made this new blog on Tumblr
I guess that I thought it’d be cool
But now I can’t seem to get off it
And I’m kinda failing at school

There’s this band and they’re called One Direction
Liam, Niall, Zayn, Harry and Louis
I’m convinced that the last two are dating
Oh my God what is happening to me?

People ask me why I think they’re gay
Well, I could go on all day
Oh I could, I could

My brain is telling me to let it go
Well you should really know
If I could, I would

People ask me why I think they’re gay
Well, I could go on all day
Oh I could, I could

My brain is telling me to let it go
Well you should really know
If I could, I would

I swear that I used to be normal
Okay, maybe that’s kind of a lie
But things were good ‘til I entered this fandom
And Larry Stylinson ruined my life

It feels like I’m constantly dying
From the love that is Harry/Louis
Half the fandom thinks that I’ve gone crazy
And sometimes I’m inclined to agree…

Would I say that Harry and Louis
Are in L-O-V-E?
Oh I would, I would

People ask me how I got this way
And I just can’t explain
If I could, I would

Would I say that Harry and Louis
Are in L-O-V-E?
Oh I would, I would

People ask me how I got this way
And I just can’t explain
If I could, I would

Am I crazy?
Have I lost it?
Is this really my life now? (Oh my God)
Shipping Larry
Crying loudly
I just keep spiraling down

My brain is telling me to let it go
Well you should really know
If I could, I would

Oh, the heart eyes (damn those heart eyes)
And the touching (so much touching)
Are you seeing what I see? (what I see)
Louis’ fond face (God the fond face)
Makes my heart race (think I’m dying)
When he’s looking at Harry

On this ship I’d sail the seven seas
For Harry and Louis
Oh I would, I would

And if you asked me if it’s worth the pain
I’d say “all the way”
I would, I would, I would.

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